Devotion & fun




"Kahlan's (Not So) Immaculate Conception"







Richard: Kahlan, what's wrong?




Kahlan: I'm... pregnant. We're going to have a baby.




Richard: But... you couldn't-- we haven't-- how?


Kahlan: I am... not sure. But Cara and I have been in the same moon cycle for months now, and this time I didn't get mine. And then I was nauseous every morning...





Richard: ... and you went into the Con Dar when I said we didn't have time to heat up water for you to take a hot bath last night.





Kahlan: No, seriously. Is it that hard to gather firewood? And water?





Richard: Still, how could you be pregnant?





Kahlan: I think it was... magic.
Richard: Like a spell?





Kahlan: Uh... not exactly. It was... Cara.





Cara: It's all your fault, you know.





Richard: I didn't do anything!





Cara: Well, that was part of the problem. You didn't do anything...

FLASHBACK





Cara: Are you sure? I broke a lot of my sisters this way. It will hurt.





Kahlan: Just do it.
/FLASHBACK






Richard: I thought... I thought you loved me!





Kahlan: Of course I love you, Richard! That's why I did it. I didn't want our first time together to be about pain, so I asked Cara to do me... this favor.





Cara: The agiel shielded me from her confessor power whenever she... lost control. She lost control multiple times.





Richard: So you-- was it only once?





Kahlan and Cara: *share a look*

FLASHBACK





Cara: Are you sure? It will hurt a lot, like last time.






Kahlan: Just do it.
/FLASHBACK






Kahlan: I'm sorry, Richard.





Richard: Has there-- who else besides Cara?
Kahlan: What? I mean, no one else. I love you, Richard. I didn't want you to find out this way. Not with the baby coming.
Richard: I don't get it!





Cara: Do you need me to draw you a picture?





Richard: Maybe later. Not that! The baby. If Kahlan has only been with you... how can she be pregnant? With my child?





Kahlan: Magic.




Cara: Powerful magic.





Kahlan: You should speak to Zedd.


sorry, this is like the only Zedd cap I had




Zedd: Impregnated by an agiel? I thought that was just a D'haran Myth! But the agiel gets its power from your life force. Your ancestor knew that when he created the first of the Mord-Sith and crafted her weapon, and he knew that theoretically, it could lead to conception. To prevent problems, he put an added spell on it. Only if used with the Sword of Truth, will the agiel release the magic of your life- force.
Richard: BRB.





Richard: Zedd says you can't get pregnant by an agiel unless it is used with the Sword of Truth.





Kahlan: ...





Cara: ...





Kahlan: ...





Cara: "While you were gone to the Palace of the Prophets, I found Kahlan fondling the Sword of Truth...

FLASHBACK





Cara: Are you sure? That hilt looks thicker than my agiel. It'll hurt.





Kahlan: Just do it.
/FLASHBACK






Richard: ...





Cara: This is the part where you say 'thank you, Cara'.





Richard: *glares*
Kahlan: Are you upset that we're having a child?






Richard: No, I could never be upset at that. I just feel we're doing things... slightly out of order here.
Kahlan: "I know what you mean. But I love you, Richard Cypher."




Kahlan:I know what you mean. But I love you, Richard Cypher.
Richard: I love you too, Kahlan Amnell.





Richard and Kahlan: *kiss*





Richard and Kahlan: *kiss some more*





Richard: Oh, and Cara, when she has food cravings in the middle of the night, I'm waking you up to go hunt for pheasant and blackberries.





Cara: :|
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 2x10 - Perdition

Zedd's back is hurting, and apparently that means he's worried. I don't remember if this has been mentioned before or not,
but it has this nice undertone of familiar concern, and I realized Zedd is probably the one person Kahlan can read the best out of the group.


HOW SO PRETTY?


Cara and Leo arrive to announce that the river is too swollen (won't be the only swollen thing around for much longer) to cross,
so they have to stay in the cave for the night. Cara volunteers to take first watch, and you can see the crazy/lust wheel spinning in in her head.

Kahlan and Zedd make a swift exit, and Zedd must be in real pain to miss such a prime opportunity for cockblocking.

I must admit Leo looked more attractive in this ep than in the last...
but I was way more turned on by Cara being turned on than anything else.

GUH.
(AND SO IN-CHARACTER, ♥ ♥ ♥)

(OMG WHAT IF THIS LEADS TO MORD-SEEKER BABIEZ? *takes deep breath* OKAY SHOW, I KNOW YOU WON'T GO THERE. RIGHT? RIGHT?!?!)
Now, for the most LOLarious scene in Seeker history:

Leo: It matches your leather.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.


I ♥ Cara so much. Her reaction to being given a flower is akin to being given a weapon of mass destruction.
No, scratch that, Cara would've probably been flattered and turned on by a WMD.

AND OMG, THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I LOVE CARA SO MUCH. I'M ALSO ALLERGIC TO FEELINGS FLOWERS.


I love this scene something fierce. And I must admit, while I had no real feeling towards Leo, and he pushed way too hard
all the time, he could also take Cara's punches... which gives him extra brownie points, at least.


Cara says she doesn't return his feelings.
HOLY SHIT, I JUST REALIZED THIS IS A TOTAL THROWBACK TO "DENNA" WITH KAHLAN AND RICHARD IN THE WOODS.

Kahlan displays her mastery at eavesdropping, and points out to Cara that they live in a dangerous world, and they don't get many chances.

Except Kahlan says all that in the sexiest and sweetest possible way, pointing out how she's been "watching" Cara for weeks,
and when Cara points out she can't read Mord-Sith, Kahlan makes sure to point out she's using her VAGINA powers to read Cara.


Also, the fact Kahlan didn't pull back a stump in this scene is all the proof we need that
Cara lurrrrrves Kahlan.




How the hell does Tab get prettier every episode?


THIGHS.
AND SOME PLOT AND SHIT.


Kahlan's ovaries are so happy, they could sing.


I loved how official the Mother Confessor's arrival was here. Total diplomatic envoy... so awesome.


The Prelate lies through her teeth about Richard, and Verna cannot believe that shit.


Richard gets visited by Rahl, as if this nightmare wasn't bad enough.

Ca
Kahlan is all nervous, excited, worried, and everything else, all at once. It's adorable.

Cara, realizing they have some time to kill... figures she should get on with telling Leo about her ~feelings before she chickens out.


OMG. This was perfect, because it almost happens, but it doesn't. And anyone who says Leo's addition was pointless --
check this shit out: Cara's hesitation, her faces, Leo's confusion...
...and best of all, Cara shifts RIGHT BACK INTO BAMF MODE AT KAHLAN'S VOICE.


Kahlan totally reads a novice's and figures they're all lying about Richard.

Cara wastes no time pulling out her agiel.

THEY'RE THE BEST TAG TEAM EVER.
"OK, YOU CAN TELL THE TRUTH, OR SHE CAN TORTURE YOU INTO TELLING THE TRUTH, OR I CAN CONFESS YOU INTO TELLING THE TRUTH."


ANYWAIZ, the Prelate announces they're:
1) prisoners there
2) Richard's in the Valley of Perdition
3) Kahlan must remain alive or the Keeper wins



I ♥ how Cara's all "well, of course we must keep the Mother Confessor's heart beating, and can't let Lord Rahl die, so I'll go get him, DUH!"

But Ann's not having any of it...


Zedd threatens to use his magic to get them all out, so Ann shoots him with a dacra! WTF!!!


And then the best part is that Cara loses it at Zedd being attacked that she is ready to kill the Prelate...

... and Kahlan is the only one who can reason with Cara and get through to the Mord-Sith in her.

Kahlan's not done, though, and she grabs the nearest sister and threatens to confess her if she doesn't take the dacra out of Zedd.

And there's this awesome Midlands Mexican Standoff!

Which ends when Verna, (VERNA!!!!!), pulls the dacra out of Zedd and THROWS IT AT ANN!!!

The girls approve of Verna's badassery, and welcome her into the club.


Kahlan wants the Prelate to remove the shield so they can leave.



Meanwhile, Nicci finds out about the prophecy involving Kahlan. FUCK.


GAH.


Verna, thank you for rocking so much, and I hope we see more of you.


Everyone's reactions to Richard's condition are awesome.


THIGHS.
Also: *sniff*


Zedd volunteers to use all of his powers to get to Richard, but he gets interrupted by

OMG FLYING DACRAS!



I was not a big fan of the Sisters' outfits, especially Nicci's, but I must say they looked stunning in this scene.


Everyone gets ready for battle...

... and then this scene killed me, because Kahlan glances at Richard and you know she's thinking if she chooses to fight Nicci instead
of trying to save Richard, she could lose him forever. So when she gets up to stand with the others, it's almost like saying goodbye.


SO EPIC.


See? Visually stunning.


Richard is still stuck in his hallucination, and then he sees spirit!Kahlan...

... and she offers him eternity together, if he only gives up his life.


All he has to do is take her hand...


Thankfully, after my heart has shattered into eight million pieces, boiled, and put through a food processor, Richard realizes Kahlan
would never ask him to give up, and he figures out this is not the real!Kahlan, prompting him to break the spell (literally).

I DON'T THINK RICHARD TOOK TOO LONG TO REALIZE WHAT WAS HAPPENING. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THE SPELL IN THE VALLEY...
-- RICHARD WAS NOT FIGHTING A COMMON ENEMY, OR A REGULAR KAHLAN DOPPELGANGER. HE'S FIGHTING HIS OWN FEARS, AND THE PROBLEM
WITH IRRATIONAL FEARS IS THAT THEY'RE IRRATIONAL BUT REAL. AND PROPS TO THE WRITERS, FOR MAKING EVERYTHING
SO FUCKED UP BUT YET JUST PAINFUL ENOUGH TO HURT RICHARD WITHOUT BEING OVER-THE-TOP FROM THE BEGINNING.

And then if I wasn't overwhelmed by one person's love for Kahlan already, the show gave me this:

CARA JUMPING IN FRONT OF A MOTHERFUCKING DACRA TO SAVE KAHLAN.
Fuck yes!


Leo is as successful in saving Kahlan as Cara was, but not as successful in NOT DYING.


SHALLOW SCREENCAP.


ORGASM MOMENT.
Love how the three retreat, and get into a formation that would keep Kahlan the safest...

...and then her face when she sees Richard. ♥



So pretty. So epic.


And how much do I love that every time Richard or Nicci use HIS powers, it's lightning and not Wizard's fire?


COOL.

AND I DON'T THINK RICHARD'S POWERS ARE LOST FOREVER. HE COULD STILL USE THEM IN HIS HALLUCINATION, SO IT SEEMS HIS SUBCONSCIOUS KNOWS
HOW TO USE THEM TO SOME DEGREE. AND I THINK HIS HAN MUST BE THERE TOO, BUT IT ONLY CAUSES THE HEADACHES WHEN IT SPILLS INTO HIS CONSCIOUS OR SOMETHING. IDK.


Look at Zedd, not cockblocking! He must be really wanting those great-grandbabies.


Could they be any more awesome together?


♥ ♥ ♥

No, I don't think it was unthoughtful of Richard and Kahlan to be together while Leo's dead. Sorry, but it's what Kahlan told Cara - it's the world they live in.
Kahlan had walked away from Richard in the Valley of Perdition, and Richard just faced and beat his worst fears where he watched Kahlan give up on life.
They earned the fucking right to kiss and be relieved to be able to hold each other still.


Of course, I was still devastated for my BB.


Kahlan was also devastated for her girlfriend BFF.

And as "cliché" as Leo's entire arc might have seemed, it served its purposes.
Leo dying for Kahlan can't make up for Cara killing Dennee, but in a way, it bridges some of the gap.
Different circumstances, but now Cara and Kahlan can find something in common in the unspoken guilt.


So beautifully done.
And I'm still amazed that Cara allowed Zedd to comfort her.


New Zealand, stop tempting me with your beaches and your mountains!


Is there no limit to this show's stunning photography?


Ok, I'll allow this one
AWWWWW.


OMG NEW DRESS HOOD IS SO SEXY.


Cara... BB... someone hold her preferrably Kahlan.


YES, BAD ASS CARA IS BACK!
I LIKED SEEING CARA'S ~FEELINGS ALL RIGHT, BUT I AM HAPPY TO SEE THIS CHARACTER ARC WILL TAKE MORE THAN ONE DEAD SEEKER TO COMPLETE.
AND IT HAPPENED THE WAY I EXPECTED - CARA OPENED UP, GOT HURT, SHUT DOWN AGAIN. IT'S AWESOME.


NOOOOOOO, NOT TWO MORE WEEKS!
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 2x09 - Dark

This is the Palace of the Prophets.
This picspam will be ignoring 90% of what happens there in this episode.


Richard is an instant hit at the Palace. And then some old lady dies, and Richard channels his inner-Bones to discover cause of death:

Richard: "Hey, I know a lot about rashes since I dated Anna most of my young life because I'm the Seeker."

Then Richard and Verna gossip, which is kind of LOLarious but still in the Palace and therefore not relevant.

So we cut to what really matters -
Cara and Kahlan:

OMG.
Just... OMG. Kahlan's missing Richard, and Cara is adorably confused, and who cares if this is out-of-character, becauseCara makes Kahlan smile.
I forgive you, writers.
I'LL FORGIVE YOU EVEN MORE IF YOU MAKE THEM CUDDLE UNDER THE SAME BLANKET,
OR RIDE THE SAME HORSE. PREFERRABLY NAKED.

Seriously though, this scene really reminded me of early book!K/C sfm.

Cara volunteers to help Kahlan control her ~emotions...
which I'm pretty sure would involve an agiel, mutual nudity, and Kahlan having orgasms.
JUST LIKE IN THE FIC I'VE BEEN WRITING FOR WEEKS NOW. DAMN YOU, SHOW.

Cara: *worries about Zedd out loud*
Kahlan: *wonders if OOC behavior is part of Mord-Sith PMS*

Zedd goes to visit Shota. I'll ignore the rest of this scene because I ignore everything Shota says.

Zedd, however, doesn't ignore Shota, and informs a blacksmith he's the new Seeker.

And Kahlan's all "hey, only true Seekers can read this... and even though there hadn't been a true Seeker for a thousand years before Richard,
everyone will believe you're ALSO a true Seeker. BTW, FYI, the last true Seeker we met, totally tried to get me and Richard to have sex.
We would like to encourage that behavior."

Some more stuff happens, Leo is named. Blah blah blah.

Leo hits on Cara. Zedd interrupts to do what he does best: cockblock.

Hmm. I wonder if this could be important later on, considering it's like the ONE thing we see Richard really learning.

Cara's turn to watch camp.

I SHIP IT.
AND YES, I'M SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT IT.

And so we hit another controversial scene, with Cara being all ~cute.

To be honest, I couldn't care less about Leo. I think he'll either die, or turn out to be Shota's ally, or turn out to be Shota herself (AWKWARD),
but where Cara is concerned? He made her giggle and for that alone he can stay (for now).


And CHIPMUNKS. Chipmunks! Forget Leo - it's not that Cara is acting human and girly because of Leo, it's really because of Richard... and Kahlan.
Leo = book!chipmunk, a mere tool to show how much Cara's life has changed after choosing to serve Richard.
Cara is struggling with being free to ~feel, and it's awesome. Plus, it's not even conscious, which is why it annoys Cara so much.

I'm also strangely comforted by the fact this cannot end well for our girl. I know, I have issues.

For those who were concerned by the lack of awesomeness in this scene,OMG KAHLAN AND CARA SLEEPING TOGETHER.
And Kahlan's all teasing, which is 10x more awesome when you take into consideration
it's not just Cara who has no experience with this shit, but also Kahlan... they didn't have sleepovers
to talk about boys and crushes and all of that when they were kids.

(I'M ALSO SECRETLY HOPING WE'LL GET A SCENE WITH KAHLAN ASKING CARA HOW SHE GOT MOUTH-SHAPED BRUISES ON HER BOOBS.)

Cara's horny. Instead of sex, she gets to torture a Sister of the Dark with her agiel... which is a fair trade, actually.

Cara: Kahlan, BB, plz to be confessing her.
Kahlan: *doesn't question her GF, and gets in position*
Philomena: *cockblocks K's confession*

Poor Kahlan.

Meanwhile, Richard does something VERY stupid...
HAH, JOKE'S ON YOU, NICCI - RICHARD HAS LICE!
(sorry, that was mean)

...which apparently triggers one of the Creator's plot bunnies...

... and another prophecy is born, this one involving Kahlan's pure heart.
The pure heart clause better mean her heart will be ~impure pretty damn soon.
And if Kahlan dies, Cara and/or Richard better be bringing her back.
I'M SCARED. AND HOPEFUL.

GO GET YOUR MAN, BBs.
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Yeah we got "the" move
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2x08 - "Light"


Zedd: No, not the tampon!Agiel, I beg of you!


Threesomes:
You're doing it wrong right.
OMG SO RIGHT.


Cara is not pleased that the SotL wish to take Richard away, because she's against cockblocking on principle.
(except as a method of torture)


You know what they say is the best medicine for headaches?
Excedrin. INTERCOURSE.


Number of times Kahlan and Cara glance at each other during this scene: at least a dozen.
Go watch it if you doubt me... there are stolen glances, meeting glances, "WTF Harry Richard's a wizard?!" glances, and so many more.
SERIOUSLY, IT'S TOTES ADORABLE HOW MUCH THEY'RE RELYING ON EACH OTHER WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING.


Cara is such a good girlfriend, she even takes care of Kahlan's horse for her. No wonder that horse looks so scared during some scenes.


Threesomes:
You're still doing it wrong right.


I had never noticed that the handle on Kahlan's daggers has hands holding a ball. Nice metaphor for confession... and love, and Midlands politics and just

about everything else. Wait, does this mean she's letting Richard take one of his balls with him on his journey while she safeguards the other? Wow, that

also makes the whole "Kahlan and Cara sharing daggers" extra sexy... and Zedd borrowing Kahlan's dagger extremely wrong. Ew. I should've never

gotten on that train of thought.


I has no wurdz. *happy sigh*

I've rewatched this episode at least a dozen times, and I'm still creeped out at how much this Denna resembles Zedd's whore-slash-princess from

"Wizard."


Do they seriously expect us to pay attention to the plot when Kahlan's wearing that? Because I'd call that blind faith.


Okay, at first I thought she was wearing her regular corset under the new outfit. But from these two shots, it looks like the new outfit is even more

complicated.

1. There's embroidering on the edges of the "bra cups" that's similar to the old corset, but it seems the fabric of the

breastices area is darker than the dark green
2. The boob covers are sewn into the lighter-colored grayish fabric, so definitely not her old corset.
3. I don't know if the gray area qualifies as a corset... it seems this is-- reinforced? And the buckles are all attached directly to it, so it's like half-corset,

half-armor.
4. She looks to be wearing an actual skirt, separate from the top.
5. Also, the vest-type of jacket-- it does not seem to move independently from the rest of the top part of the outfit, so I guess it's sewn in?
6. And the back... I don't even know where to start there, because it seems the gray corset armor thing goes up to her shoulders, under the hood, so...

WTF.
7. And I'm still puzzled as to what the hanging thing is. It's stylish, but seems to serve no real purpose. It doesn't seem to carry a sword, because Kahlan

always carries Richard's sword on her back. It doesn't hold her daggers, because those are still tucket into her boots. And she doesn't carry an agiel

that we know of. At least yet., so... IDK.
8. The shorts below. I didn't mean for the pervy angle, but 800 screencaps later, this was the least blurry one. I'm not so concerned with the fact her new

outfit has shorts (pro: lots of visible legs. con: one more garment for Richard and Cara to get through in order to rid Kahlan of her virtue),

but I'm very curious about the material... WHAT IS IT? I must know.












This sequence will never NOT be awesome.


GOOSEbumps.


Based on those thighs, no one (but Zedd) should be allowed to ever wear pants on this show again.


I love Kahlan's neutral make-up, and I think Bridget is one of those people that can pull that look off and still make anyone drool at the gorgeousness.
That being said, I do also love the new eye make-up... not just because of the sexy, but because it manages to bring out the blue in her eyes even more.
The result? Even prettier confession SFX.


So, do they only abduct girls with gorgeously long eyelashes to train as Mord-Sith? Or is it the torture that make them so full and luscious?


Kahlan, BB, I know you're sexually frustrated in pain and eager to find Zedd, but agreeing so damn fast to sexy!pain might give Cara the

right wrong idea.


I think Cara has two agiels because sooner or later, one of them is bound to melt from her hotness.


I am not well-versed in torture BDSM, but I'm pretty sure maintaining eye contact through the whole thing,
while the torturer is making bedroom eyes at you = asking for more.




Also, looking so freaking happy after = begging for more.
I UNDERSTAND, CONSIDERING SHE JUST GOT TASERED BY CARA WITH RICHARD'S ~LIFE FORCE.


DuChaillu's breasts are not even registering in Richard's radar after so long with Kahlan and Cara.


See what I mean about the BLUE?!




For some reason, I feel I neglect Richard/Craig too often.
Two reasons, actually. Their names are Kahlan and Cara.


... see you in a few episodes? Next season?

Zedd, you should've just named Kahlan the Seeker... after all, according to Sister Verna in the next scene, Kahlan's carrying Richard inside her anyways.

kinky


Richard, I like the hair, but it's starting to get too close to a mullet for comfort.

click tracking

The End







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2x11 - Torn



Well... not completely undercover.



"You can get out of my chair."
This entire episode is one big hood!orgy.



So gorgeous.



HOLY MOTHER CONFESSOR AND SACRED PROPHECIES.



*HAZ A HAIRGASM*



This hair is basically saying "OK, I'M TOO AWESOME TO EVEN EXIST, LOOK AT ME NOW"



NOW there's no way this episode could get better, right?


Right?



Awww! She wants them to go somewhere else to talk.



I'm not sure whether the length of time it takes for Richard's brain to do the math
(of Kahlan - powers = sex) is sweet or slooooooow.



"You want to?" OMFGYES.




BONUS RICHARD'S ASS GRABBING AT THE END OF THIS SCENE FTW.




THIGH. ARMS. CHEST. BACK.
It's like Christmas in February.


VERY NAUGHTY CHRISTMAS.



GUH.








COULDN'T EVEN BRING MYSELF TO CHANGE THE COLORING OR CROP THIS ONE. IT'S JUST... PERFECTION.





BRB CONVERSING WITH MYSELF. MULTIPLE TIMES.



KNEE + CROTCH = NEW OTP




TOO ADORABLE FOR WORDS.





Cara: If I wanted him, I would've had him already.
SHE'S SO FULL OF SHIT, THAT'S WHY I LOVE HER SFM.



Kahlan: (gasp) You love her!


OMG SHOW, NEVER STOP BEING AWESOME.


Kahlan: I hope you two are very happy together!



Zedd... you're ruining this screencap.



I think soon she would've been confessing peeps with just her smile.



I WANT TO BE THAT CHAIR.



Nice snuggies.
PLUS THIS IS BETTER THAN THE FATE YOU HAD IN THE BOOKS, SO I'D TAKE UNEMPLOYMENT.



Duty!Kahlan, putting the bitch in HBIC. ♥



Fuck the Stone of Tears, the HAIR could seal that rift in minutes.




HOW SO EPIC, SHOW?



GUH.








I LOVE THIS SHOW SFM.



This is so hot, it's downright indecent.



Why are their clothes still on?




This scene just won't stop getting hotter.



Please tell me someone will write fic about this.



Duty!Kahlan: I may be with child.



Emotional!Kahlan: Mistress, I could also be with child!


Honestly, I don't even know where the crack ends and the awesomeness begins, but I love it.



Introducing Zedd - Midlands' First Response
- Early Result Pregnancy Testing -
Magic Gets You Results Before It's Even Biologically Possible!



Duty!Kahlan: Fyren and I were intimate. Many times.
OMG I LOVE HER. CAN I KEEP HER?



Richard: :/








I'm ~torn about how I feel. I guess this means Richard gets to deflower Kahlan twice? LIKE IN THE BOOKS



Convenient amnesia is inconvenient.



.... ooops?



My love for this scene knows no bounds.



I hope he tells her everything that happened... with details.
Maybe sculptures/statues for more book references?



They should just agree that sexing each other will never be wrong, regardless of
spirit possession, amnesia, unconsciousness, impostors, mind control, etc.



Richard: But I'd rather have you... all of you, just the way you are,
than everything else with someone who's not you.
♥ ♥ ♥




And yay for Dennee being HBIC-VP!



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2x12 - Hunger
:S


Is this a Lost episode? If so, get me the fuck out.



She's so badass, she doesn't even wake up in the Underworld,
it's like the Underworld wakes up to Cara.



Cara: "Rahl!"



GUH again. Big time.



I just adore how she wants to leave ASAP.
I'd want to leave if I had R/K waiting for me too.



As if I needed more reason to hate the WGN logo placement...



This episode gets better with every re-watch. 
Cara wants to take the deal, and she's not too
worried about killing, because she is so 
used to being the awesome killing machine that she is.


But suddenly she has to kill not to serve, but for selfish reasons, and she doesn't really
realize how hard it will be, because the way she sees, she doesn't have a choice.


Richard kicks down a door with ~style.
Actually, this is what happens when you 
have epic sex on leaves, and then 
you can't have sex anymore.
Obs.: Sexual frustration is not the reason why Cara kicks down doors. 
She's just that awesome.


So there's a fight, but it's got awful lighting and the caps looked awful, so... just know Cara doesn't find anyone to kill.


Yes, Tab was kick ass in this episode.



I spent far too long making this .gif, because I thought Kahlan
handing throwing Cara her backpack was ♥ ♥ ♥

TAB. OMG. WAY TO KILL ME.



This scene killed me sfm. I'm a sucker for character redemption arcs that happen like this.



... and OMFG Kahlan's face.



This made me wonder how much guilt Cara felt over dying. Kahlan "allowed" Cara's presence in Broken because
Cara would be there to protect Richard... and I think Cara sees her own death as a disappointment to Kahlan.



Yes, obviously serving Richard is the only reason Cara came back.
Obviously.


And then, because they're not done killing me... Kahlan's all "FIX IT NOW, ZEDD. PLZ."


*IZ DED*


Cara and Richard make it to the fountain of Shadow Water just as Rahl is swallowing it up.



So Richard dives for the cure, and Cara dives for him, because that's how she rolls. Or slides.



I just loved this... not in a sexual way, but it was just heartful. Richard being Richard, and putting someone else's life before his.
And Cara's reaction to the lengths Richard (and the others) would go to, to save her life... Tab sold it so well. Everyone did

♥ ♥ ♥

Cara revives Thaddicus.

This episode did not have enough R/K, but... I can't complain. I still loved it to pieces.

GUH.

Thaddicus revelation that he broke... *sigh* (and yes, I tried to balance the old ugly with the young pretty in this cap)

Thaddicus died for her... and that allowed Rahl to find the source, which means they can't cure other Banelings now.
Survivor guilt much? I love it.

And just when you thought the episode was done making me fall in love with it...

OT3 "TALK" = ♥

I think this might rival the ending scene of Broken to me in terms of K/C epicness.

Cara: "I'm grateful to both of you, for helping me save Thaddicus."

Richard: It wasn't just Thaddicus we wanted to save

Cara:You must think I'm a monster.


The eye contact... the bonding. Even Cara's almost... meekness? God, so good.



 


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2x14 - Bound


OMG SO CUTE AND EEEP! Emo!Kahlan was cray-cray, but I love it when we see bits of her again.



SO MUCH SMILING. MY CHEEKS HURT, I CAN'T IMAGINE THEIRS.



*GLOMPS*
BUT OMG, MIND THE HAIR!



ILU, CARA!



BONUS GUHEE
(GUH + HEE FOR ANY SLOW POKES)


SUCH. POWERFUL. ACTING.
It has to be magic. Emily and Craig made me bawl with this.






Gratuitous cap is gratuitous. [info]7thketch, you're welcome.



JESUS. I feel like I have whiplash just from watching this.





This might have been when I began weeping, going HE CARES, HE CARES.



I think I have a kink that involves Richard tucking people in. :\





Scene just got 10x more pleasant to my eyes and other parts, GUH.
And Cara gets a bazillion points for comforting K and trying to get her to accept her Dad...


...until Kahlan snaps, that is.




DEAR LIGHTING DEPARTMENT, HAVE MY BABIES (PHOTOSHOP FILTER BABIES). I LOVE YOU, ME.


 The more visible the lip scar, the more emotional weight it lends to the scene.
Also: GUH.

Ugh, these two kill me with their cuteness. How dare they? Even with imminent danger, they still take the time to be adorbs

OMG I LOVE YOU SHOW.
(though I distinctly remember Cara being naked when this happened in the books. what gives.)

God I love them sfm.
EPIC OTP IS EPIC.

Absolutely loved how they framed the relationship between Zedd and Kahlan in the beginning of the episode...
her reliance on him, her trust, the emotions between them, his concern. It provided an awesome point of
reference for Kahlan's relationship with her father later in the episode.

2x15 - Creator



Epic white dress + sexy new dress + thighs = HOLY TRINITY.








The acting... the lighting... the faith and omg someone hand me the tissues.



The Creator talks about all the praying Kahlan did. Ugh, such a low blow!
The Creator is kind of a bitch.

Kahlan thinks "how can she be the Creator? She's too short, and her hair isn't epic enough."
Then the Creator goes "I heard that" and explains that epic hair is not something even
she can control.
 
 
BITCH, CREATOR OR NOT, YOU'RE ABOUT TO PULL BACK A STUMP.



And so it begins the "REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN..." and I am not going to recap all the shit that already happened.
 
REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN WE TORE THE VEIL? Ooops.

The plague originated from banelings, and it's too strong and dark so Zedd can't cure it.

Kahlan ~senses something, and then the Creator enters the scene, all epic and shit.

 And she gets right down with the healing.
My priority would've been fixing confessors' sexytiems, but... that's why I'm not a deity.

GUH.

Kahlan and Richard wonder why MikeS hasn't tweeted in ages.
YO, MIKE, WHERE YOU AT?
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 so, if Verna, Catherine and Elizabeth are true "Sisters of the Light," then who the hell did Richard and Kahlan leave Ren with in "Listener?" (Stepsisters of the Light?)

Speaking of light, I too would like some shed on where/when/how 
Kahlan got her new outfit, though honestly I am willing to accept
it was a gift from the good Spirits (heck, the Creator himself) and leave it at that.
Now, regarding the "historical accuracy" of Kahlan's outfit and make-up:
a) this is not really medieval Earth, so they could have magical computers in Aydindryl for all we know, and
b) Cara's outfit has a zipper.
OBS.: ZIPPERS MAKE FOR QUICK AND EASY REMOVAL OF CLOTHING.
ALTHOUGH THAT CAN BE MADE SEXY, IT IS STILL NOT AS SEXY AS UNLACING OF GARMENTS.



Love Kahlan's "HA! See?" and Cara's "whatevs" ♥

And then they hear a noise and I'm not talking about my fangirlgasm at that skirt flip
that makes them all draw their weapons. Except for Zedd, 
because his weapons are his... hands?
Ew, dnw to think about Zedd's hands.


Richard is ~worried, and Kahlan is ADORABLE.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Then the handholding is interrupted by Horace!Panis.
(henceforth called simply Panis because it's short and doesn't sound like Horse Penis)


IDEK why I had to make this into a .gif, except it's lulzy.


Poor Tab! She probably read the script saying R/K/C start picking up papers and went
"HALE NO. I can't bend down wearing this thing."


Bridget Regan: Killing us with the cute since 2008.

 
Seriously, how so adorable? Also, guuuuh, look at her haaaaair.


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